Two of your friends whisper right in front of you.
WELL THEN. FINE, DON’T TELL ME.
(Source: lmaecaballero, via thecutestever)
When five year olds have a phone
Who are you gonna call?
Barney?!
english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
